A little humor before the plunge this week...

Richard Coffey richardc at cs.utah.edu
Mon Sep 13 00:10:33 CDT 1999


Very apropos!

Richard ;-)


------- Forwarded Message
>> >> Dr. Seuss Computer Instructions
>> >> If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer
>> >>
>> >> Here's an easy game to play.
>> >> Here's an easy thing to say.
>> >>
>> >> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
>> >> And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort.
>> >> And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk
>> >> abort,
>> >> Then the socket packet pocket has an
>> >> error to report!
>> >>
>> >> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
>> >> And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the
>> >> trash,
>> >> And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't
>> >> hash.
>> >> Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna
>> >> crash!
>> >>
>> >> You can't say this?
>> >> What a shame, sir!
>> >> We'll find you
>> >> another game, sir!
>> >>
>> >> If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
>> >> Says the network is connected to the button on the
>> >> mouse,
>> >> But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
>> >> That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the
>> >> hall,
>> >> And your screen is all distorted by the side affects
>> >> of Gauss,
>> >> So your icons in the windows are so wavy as a souse,
>> >> Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
>> >> 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the
>> >> disk,
>> >> And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
>> >> Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to
>> >> RAM your ROM,
>> >> Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your
>> >> mom!
>> >>





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