[POOL] We're short players!

[Ti Leggett]

Keep dreaming. Besides, I'd much rather be called Tilene. At least  
then I can keep some dignity while I'm constantly being ridiculed.

On Nov 28, 2006, at Tue,Nov 28, 4:32 PM, Boettinger, William wrote:

> John,
>
> I think you have an unfair advantage over the rest of us because  
> you are
> closer to the table.
> I recommend that we ask Q to raise the tables by 1 foot, so that the
> "average" players of "average"
> height have an "average" advantage.
>
> I further more suggest that because Ti is above the average height,  
> that
> we should remove approximately
> six inches from one of his shin bones and resplice it back  
> together, so
> that one leg is shorter than the
> other. I would suggest to shorten both legs, but he would still be a
> better pool player than me if he
> was my height, but with one leg shorter than the other - I think I  
> got a
> chance to beat him. While we are
> shortening his leg I would also suggest that we change his name from
> "Ti" to "Ilene".
>
> -Bill
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-mcs-pool at mcs.anl.gov [mailto:owner-mcs- 
> pool at mcs.anl.gov] On
> Behalf Of John Valdes
> Sent: Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:18 PM
> To: mcs-pool at mcs.anl.gov
> Subject: Re: [POOL] We're short players!
>
> On Tue, Nov 28, 2006 at 04:15:19PM -0600, Roger Sersted wrote:
>>
>> Why does it say that?  Height doesn't matter in pool.
>
> Well, it may not matter, but at least speaking for myself, we *are*
> short players. :)
>
> John
>