[POOL] We're short players!

[Boettinger, William]

John,

I think you have an unfair advantage over the rest of us because you are
closer to the table.
I recommend that we ask Q to raise the tables by 1 foot, so that the
"average" players of "average"
height have an "average" advantage.

I further more suggest that because Ti is above the average height, that
we should remove approximately
six inches from one of his shin bones and resplice it back together, so
that one leg is shorter than the
other. I would suggest to shorten both legs, but he would still be a
better pool player than me if he
was my height, but with one leg shorter than the other - I think I got a
chance to beat him. While we are
shortening his leg I would also suggest that we change his name from
"Ti" to "Ilene".

-Bill

 

-----Original Message-----
From: owner-mcs-pool at mcs.anl.gov [mailto:owner-mcs-pool at mcs.anl.gov] On
Behalf Of John Valdes
Sent: Tuesday, November 28, 2006 4:18 PM
To: mcs-pool at mcs.anl.gov
Subject: Re: [POOL] We're short players!

On Tue, Nov 28, 2006 at 04:15:19PM -0600, Roger Sersted wrote:
> 
> Why does it say that?  Height doesn't matter in pool.

Well, it may not matter, but at least speaking for myself, we *are*
short players. :)

John